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A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."
Porkla by CatSuccer December 4, 2020
A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."
porkla by CatSuccer December 4, 2020

Porkward 

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days
Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers
Porkward by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

porklife 

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.
"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"
porklife by WeirdEars November 4, 2011

porkfatrules! 

a combination of the words "pork", "fat", and "rules" spoken in a rapid manner all at once to express your love for bacon. because everything is better when bacon is involved.
waiter: "Would you care for bacon on that cheese burger today?"
guest: "But of course, PORKFATRULES!"
porkfatrules! by a comedic broad October 20, 2009

Portland Snorkel 

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
Portland Snorkel by Snorks March 24, 2007