Porkla 

Pork-la- noun
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.

Its appearance cannot be comprehended.

" I heard howling and gagging in the night.. could it be a Porkla? "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "

Porkla by Taznixx October 11, 2020

Porkla 

A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."

Porkla by CatSuccer December 4, 2020

porkla 

A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."

porkla by CatSuccer December 4, 2020

Porkward 

For when you've just porked a girl (had sex) usually a one night stand, and it's really awkward in the morning, or when you see her in the next couple of days

Dude it was so porkward this morning when I woke up at hers

Porkward by butterfly poon October 4, 2012

porklife 

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.

"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"

porklife by WeirdEars November 4, 2011

porkfatrules! 

a combination of the words "pork", "fat", and "rules" spoken in a rapid manner all at once to express your love for bacon. because everything is better when bacon is involved.

waiter: "Would you care for bacon on that cheese burger today?"
guest: "But of course, PORKFATRULES!"

porkfatrules! by a comedic broad October 20, 2009

Portland Snorkel 

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.

I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.

Portland Snorkel by Snorks March 24, 2007