Porkla

Pork-la- noun
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.

Its appearance cannot be comprehended.

" I heard howling and gagging in the night.. could it be a Porkla? "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "

by Taznixx October 11, 2020

porkla

A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."

by CatSuccer December 05, 2020

Porkla

A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."

by CatSuccer December 05, 2020