porklife

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.

"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"

by WeirdEars November 4, 2011

parklife

Parklife is the act of not having a job or any means of gaining money except that of the dole.

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen PARKLIFE

by GLITTERLOVE May 1, 2006

Porklift

When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.

Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."

by StreetBikeTakeover August 5, 2009

parklife

I'm not entirely sure what the definition for this word is, but it's a great song by Blur

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as parklife.

by Josh "Magic Hands" Franx July 4, 2004

Porklift

The act of bending your arms in such a way that it forms a 90 degree angle like the prongs of a forklift then, from behind, inserting your arm prongs under the arms of a woman beside her breasts and then lifting her up.

Note: Works better on a "porky" woman.

He just porklifted her.

by Santa Claus-Okemos March 10, 2009

Porklift

an overweight,fat,chunky,obese person's vehicle.

fat chick:hi guys wanna see my new sports car
the dude:that's a really sweet porklift you got their Annie.
fat chick:what?
the dude:pork-lift.

by nutbag911 October 15, 2009

parklife

porklife,perklife,parkloif,sexlife,pinrklif,barflife or whatever you call it (or distort it) it's always good to put at the end of any Russel Brand text.

Noel Gallagher did so,and even if you don't like big potato boy,you gotta do it too.

Russel Brand: “I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
Anyone:PARKLIFE

by Britpop Girl January 8, 2022