3 definitions by WeirdEars

1

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.

"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"

by WeirdEars November 04, 2011

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2

Someone who has never spanked the monkey.

Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?

Man 2: What about him?

Man: He's a hand virgin!

by WeirdEars October 25, 2008

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3

A person or company that removes your video from a video streaming website for no good reason, e.g. YouTube.

Man 1: I can't believe it! They removed my video! Those bloody Viacommunists!

by WeirdEars October 24, 2008

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