Urban Dictionary: Definitions by WeirdEars

porklife

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.

"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"

porklife by WeirdEars November 4, 2011

Merch

Someone who has never spanked the monkey.

Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?

Man 2: What about him?

Man: He's a hand virgin!

Merch

A person or company that removes your video from a video streaming website for no good reason, e.g. YouTube.

Man 1: I can't believe it! They removed my video! Those bloody Viacommunists!

Merch