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The worst damn city in America, but not if you're a rich snob and had your own Bentley at the age of 11
Parklander 1: Hey want to go to the park
Parklander 2: Sure wanna take my Bentley
by 954tillidie February 18, 2015
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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An extremly rich community located in south florida, and is known for its horrible police, and overly new-yorkian population, which basically means its filled with a bunch of arrogant arses
Hey there Kevin, would you enjoy another street named after you, or would you prefer another car for your 11th birthday?
by Clamity May 03, 2005
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Numerous brick walls containing many individuals capable of correctly spelling the word "conceited" along with an educated staff knowledgeable of which indefinite articles to use before words starting with vowels.
I go to Parkland and am satisfied with the education that I received here.
by Hindustu August 22, 2007
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Numerous brick walls containing many conceeded individuals along with a uneducated and overall asinine staff.
by 1ris January 05, 2005
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a tiny town of nothing, next to penndel and rt 1 in bucks county. no one really knows this town exists except the people that live in it. the usual hang outs are the shitty bowling alley in penndel or the even shitty ritas water ice across the street. the houses are so tiny you can touch the neighbors. no curbs but random fire house, deli and childrens school in the middle of the nascar loving beer smoking classy folk town. features a very popular park called poplar park which is not a safe place to smoke weed at night, the cops will find you and kill you.
where is that slutty chick from again?
parkland.
by treesplease July 13, 2008
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The most snotty, mean, and arrogant place in Pennsylvania. Not only do the sports teams sacrifice any piece of morality for a win, but they also know they aren't as good as Emmaus and get very salty over it. They all are middle class rich, but still decide that hard drugs are cool and getting alcohol poisoning at 14 is fun. They're easy, they're large penises, and they can suck mine.
You know that one kid, Brandon? From Parkland? He bought an eighth for $200!
by KCGonanders December 10, 2018
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