porchuguese 

1. The style of porchagese spoken in New Zealand.
2. A combination of English, porchagese and New Zealand words made up by porch
3. Probably the most efficient language ever created because it uses long acronyms to replace long sentences that are commonly used.
4. porch style english.

Ford has been chatting with his friend porch and still can't make heads or tails out of porchuguese.

porchuguese by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Portuguese Space Shuttle 

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).

The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!

Portuguese Space Shuttle by SG5 September 25, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Portuguese Snowblower by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Portuguese Wesley 

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

Portuguese Knife fight 

Popularized by “Cage the elephant” in reference to the knife technique women from the Azores learn at a young age said to be able to kill under eight seconds and practiced on pigs.

“Don’t mess with Fatima, she knows how to Portuguese knife fight.”

Portuguese Knife fight by Britishbeans October 30, 2020

portuguese spy 

When one being looks over the top of the urinal divider (with the urge of horniness) in order to see another being's penis. This can also be caused by the curiosity of the other man's size.

I was taking a piss and my boi Jeff stood at the urinal next to me. I didn't want to be a Portuguese Spy, but I've always wondered how big he was.

portuguese spy by I'm Grown Down to the Socks March 3, 2017