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Porchin' 

To be relaxing on a porch/veranda or similar with a view to the outdoors. Preferably with a beverage in hand
Look at that bloke porchin' in style in the FB Porchin' it group.
Porchin' by Porch king January 24, 2019
1. Smoking weed on the porch or balcony.
2. The weed that you smoke on the porch.
"Hey man, are ya'll porchin tonight?"

"Yo, let's go smoke a bowl of porch."

weed, pot, marijuana, bud, joint, hash
porchin by ziggybig November 4, 2009
They are porchin in the heat.
porchin by ChiliYago February 25, 2004

porchin' it

When you and your friends go to a friends house and sit on their front porch and smoke endless amounts of marijuana
:)
Steven:Hey dude what are you doin?
Ryan: Not much man just porchin' it.
Steven:Ah hell yeah? ill be there in a minute
Michael:im comin to nigga!
porchin' it by Steven O... September 12, 2006
Porchia is very creative
porchia by Stylistpj March 13, 2017
Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens
Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.
Porchie by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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