popapotamus 

A name for a short tempered female who's first defense is slapping or hitting people.

That's bitch Christina, she's the biggest popapotamus I've ever encountered.

popapotamus by Glitter G January 5, 2017

opapotamus

Contrary to popular belief, and opapotamus is not a hippopotamus, it just has matching DNA.

"AW SNIP DAWG IT'S AN HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!1" "No you misinformed imbecile, it's an opapotamus."

opapotamus by Brandonnnnnnnnnnn October 31, 2008

Poopopotamus

When you follow someone around in Halo 3 who just got a triple kill and you teabag each of the bodies.

Man Taven that Poopopotamus you just got was insane

Poopopotamus by Taven S January 23, 2009

poopapotamus 

A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.

As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

poopapotamus by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012

pornapotamus 

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

pornapotamus by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Poopapotamus 

One whose inability to hold their bowels is the defining characteristic of their company. The stench of their full diaper overwhelms bystanders, and is so all-encompassing as to infect their views, and their breath, and cause disgust to others. Some poopapotami are also affected by brain rot.

Donald Trump is known to be a poopapotamus, whose diaper frequently needed changing on set of The Apprentice.

Poopapotamus by UBStill April 5, 2024

Papahotamus 

A middle aged or older, heavyset man who is attractive. Skews towards gay men/daddies, but applicable to all men.

Hey Cody, that papahotamus over there is checking you out, let’s go say hello.

Papahotamus by bruchachos June 27, 2024