Poopopotamus

When you follow someone around in Halo 3 who just got a triple kill and you teabag each of the bodies.

Man Taven that Poopopotamus you just got was insane

by Taven S January 23, 2009

ploppopotamus

a montrously large, single-piece turd

i was backed up for a week and when i finally passed i looked in the bowl and found a ploppopotamus looking back at me

by keith-tastic April 22, 2008

Porkopotamus

A large, slutty female that’s alway DTF.

Rachel is a Porkopotamus.

I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

poopopoptomus

The worse kind of poop, when it's so huge that you have to clamp your anus apart and use chopsticks to pull it out.

I had to call my friend Matt over to assist me in getting the poopopoptomus out

by bum killa 101 April 17, 2009

poopapotamus

A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.

As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012

portopotamus

A Fat Chick from Port Orchard, WA.

Hey Joe! Look at that Portopotamus!

by Jessicamegan July 3, 2008

popapotamus

A name for a short tempered female who's first defense is slapping or hitting people.

That's bitch Christina, she's the biggest popapotamus I've ever encountered.

by Glitter G January 5, 2017