porcupotamus

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

porcupotamus by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006

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Porkopotamus

A large, slutty female that’s alway DTF.

Rachel is a Porkopotamus.

I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.

Porkopotamus by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

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poonapotomus

The overweight sea cow that you'll have sex with.

Man that hot chick won't fuck me, guess I'm gonna have to get with that poonapotomus

poonapotomus by duTiFul April 9, 2009

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poopapotamus

A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.

As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

poopapotamus by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012

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portopotamus

A Fat Chick from Port Orchard, WA.

Hey Joe! Look at that Portopotamus!

portopotamus by Jessicamegan July 3, 2008

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porcupotamus

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

porcupotamus by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006

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