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pootini

A battle cry made famous by the Star Wars species knows as Jawas. In common day vinacular it is used where one might use an exclamation. Such as 'Take That!', 'Gerrinemio!', or 'Suprise!'.
Pootini!
by pootini main January 27, 2022
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Pootini

A word to express one’s disappointment in a martini drink or refusal of a bar to mix one. Often utilized by drunken single moms wanting to experiment with a Martini. Especially popular in the City of Calgary, Canada.

“Pootini” is developing into a very popular assertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.
Barman: "No lady, we don't do that flavour martini mix here!"

MILF: "Oh pootini!"

MILF 1: Be careful of mixing that tequila with the Martini...the god forsaken-panty removing tequila!
MILF 2: "Oo Well I don't often say no to anything that ends in 'tini' unless it tastes like a Pootini!
by Mac the Knife May 10, 2012
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Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.
While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.
by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013
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Pootunity

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.
I missed my pootunity this morning.
by HeathDT August 16, 2015
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Pootin

The correct spelling of Putin as in Vladimer Putin. This term refers to flatulence on a toilet.
Hey Fred, my longtime associate, I gotta take a Pootin.
by goferofdestruction August 5, 2020
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poutinize

Poutinize refers to the action of converting your side of French fries to a poutine.
Waitress: Would you like fries or a side salad with that sir?

Customer: Can I get the side of fries and can I poutinize them?

Waitress: Definitely that will be an additional $2.50.
by kelsraewilly May 11, 2014
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Poopinion

When someone doesn't agree with another person's opinion

strongly.
Amanda: Paramore are the worst band ever
Paramorechat: awww hell naw that was a Poopinion
by rawrimacowhearmemoo April 20, 2010
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