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poostash 

simply a 'poo-moustash'. generally due to recieving a dirty sanchez or the partial construction of a dirty Bepe or even a dirty David
"i left her with a bottom full of man milk, a poostash and a smile on her face..."
poostash by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003
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The pubic hair of a woman, which can resemble a moustache.

yes it definitely can.
'...so i shaved her poontash....kinky stuff....'
poontash by LIAM SHOT SADDAM January 9, 2008
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When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.
"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."
Pootash by Dickhead July 19, 2003

Poostache 

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache
Poostache by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

poostache 

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.
Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?
poostache by pc1018 June 1, 2007
To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.
I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.
Pootash by Spoopleman May 10, 2018

Poonstash 

Slang term for moustache. Generally used to describe a woman's.
The little girl had a gross black poonstash! It was like a giant caterpillar!
Poonstash by opalmind June 10, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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