poostash

simply a 'poo-moustash'. generally due to recieving a dirty sanchez or the partial construction of a dirty Bepe or even a dirty David

"i left her with a bottom full of man milk, a poostash and a smile on her face..."

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

poontash

The pubic hair of a woman, which can resemble a moustache.

yes it definitely can.

'...so i shaved her poontash....kinky stuff....'

by LIAM SHOT SADDAM January 9, 2008

Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003

Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

Pootash

To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.

I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.

by Spoopleman May 10, 2018

Poonstash

Slang term for moustache. Generally used to describe a woman's.

The little girl had a gross black poonstash! It was like a giant caterpillar!

by opalmind June 10, 2004