poontash
poontash by LIAM SHOT SADDAM January 9, 2008
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Poontash
“Yo dude, I got nasty carpet-burn from fuckin’ that poontash last night!”
“Oh shit, was she European?”
“Oh shit, was she European?”
Poontash by Crusty rug December 9, 2024
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Poontah
Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.
Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!
Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...
Chieftain: *silence*
Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?
Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!
Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*
Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...
Chieftain: *silence*
Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?
Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!
Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*
Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
Poontah by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 9, 2019
Poontachat
A word used in the movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan." Poon is the American slang word for the female genitals, and Tachat is “Ass” in Hebrew. Add one to the other and you get a throaty word that sounds vulgar in three different languages.
Poontachat by mavsfan June 30, 2008