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to secretly be vigilant over someone to obtain information about them because of their insecurity of them
"He was polmusing him because he feared for his daughter."
"Hey stop reading my comments and polmusing me!"
polmusing by renmar jesse July 17, 2006
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Browsing an area or looking through something. Pronounced per-oos-ing.
What are you doing in this isle at the market?" "Oh nothing, just purusing through the snacks.
Purusing by Spousal Abuse July 23, 2011

parousing 

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.
Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?
parousing by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

pootubing 

The act of browsing and watching youtube videos while sitting on the toilet.
Usually achieved by using a mobile or laptop.
Friend 1: BRB need the loo

(15 mins later)

Friend 1: Back

Friend 2: What took you so long

Friend 1: Sorry dude. Was Pootubing
pootubing by Trippy_xD April 17, 2011

PooTubing 

Enjoying youtube while taking a poo
Matt: Hey Joe, where you going

Joe: Going to do some PooTubing
PooTubing by Ferris Mcfly April 14, 2011
the act of being an amazing animal.
dude, look at that shit, it's poosing.
poosing by Olive tree. July 15, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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