poorusing 

The act of finding information, answering correspondence and or playing games whilst sitting on the toilet.

Q:What have you been doing in the toilet for so long?

A:Poorusing

poorusing by SmoggyVandle July 29, 2017

polmusing

to secretly be vigilant over someone to obtain information about them because of their insecurity of them

"He was polmusing him because he feared for his daughter."
"Hey stop reading my comments and polmusing me!"

polmusing by renmar jesse July 17, 2006

Purusing

Browsing an area or looking through something. Pronounced per-oos-ing.

What are you doing in this isle at the market?" "Oh nothing, just purusing through the snacks.

Purusing by Spousal Abuse July 23, 2011

parousing 

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

parousing by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

pootubing 

The act of browsing and watching youtube videos while sitting on the toilet.
Usually achieved by using a mobile or laptop.

Friend 1: BRB need the loo

(15 mins later)

Friend 1: Back

Friend 2: What took you so long

Friend 1: Sorry dude. Was Pootubing

pootubing by Trippy_xD April 17, 2011

PooTubing 

Enjoying youtube while taking a poo

Matt: Hey Joe, where you going

Joe: Going to do some PooTubing

PooTubing by Ferris Mcfly April 14, 2011

poosing 

the act of being an amazing animal.

dude, look at that shit, it's poosing.

poosing by Olive tree. July 15, 2010