Poouking 

When it's so bad it's coming out both ends.

I did so many shots and ate bad food, I was Poouking the whole next day!

Poouking by SweenySweens June 12, 2016

Pooking 

When one is “tripping” due to consumption of THC. More specifically , when one is worrying about something that would be insignificant to a sober person(s)

Morgan..., you’re pooking.

Pooking by Keklan69 August 16, 2020

poonking 

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

poonking by nolanj April 13, 2008

Pooking 

The act of pooping and puking at the same time.

I was so hungover that I started pooking this morning.

Pooking by APALLeN July 12, 2014

PoonKing 

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

PoonKing by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009

pooking 

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.

Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.

pooking by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007

poopking 

when a teacher sees that Wesley writes poopking on his goddamn paper and gets busted cus he's stupid.

person 1: "Wesley is such a poopking"
everyone in the entire world: "long live the poopking. all hail the poopking"

poopking by RRRILEY March 6, 2020