The act of browsing and watching youtube videos while sitting on the toilet.
Usually achieved by using a mobile or laptop.
Usually achieved by using a mobile or laptop.
Friend 1: BRB need the loo
(15 mins later)
Friend 1: Back
Friend 2: What took you so long
Friend 1: Sorry dude. Was Pootubing
(15 mins later)
Friend 1: Back
Friend 2: What took you so long
Friend 1: Sorry dude. Was Pootubing
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by NicZB April 29, 2016
Get the LooTubing mug.Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.
by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017
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We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.
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