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phophobia 

The fear of noodles in soup.
My roommate tends to avoid Vietnamese and ramen restaurants because of his phophobia.
phophobia by Noodle Muse October 10, 2011
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phophobia 

A fear of phobias. Which, if you think about it, is really quite redundant, ironic, and stupid.
Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.

Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.

Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

poophoria 

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.
Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.
poophoria by ashassin April 20, 2008

Philophobiac

A Person Who Is Afraid To Fall In Love
I am a Philophobiac. I am afraid to fall in love.
Philophobiac by Teionna March 11, 2009
Panphobia is the fear of everything. Despite the name, panphobia is not registered as a type of phobia in medical references.
Charlie suffers from panphobia and therefore has an unexplainable fear of everything.
Panphobia by Something Badass August 6, 2015

Phobophobia 

Being afraid of being afraid.

This is something you can really get worked up with.
A: Don't scare him. He has phobophobia.
B: AAAAH! That was scary .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Phobophobia by lyomi June 13, 2012
Word of the Day on August 7, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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