Poopusher 

One who pushes poo, by using his penis inside an anal passage. Also know as a poofter.

I think Paul is a poopusher. I saw him looking at poopusher.com today

Poopusher by fuglyman November 3, 2008

poopusher 

one who pushes poo

dereck pushed clints poo

poopusher by bigcock December 15, 2003

Poopusher 

When one is significantly weaker and can’t complete multiple feats over their opponent.

He can’t bench 400lbs what a weak lil poopusher

Poopusher by Rifry170 January 20, 2022

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopster 

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused

student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"

poopster by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poopy poopster 

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

Poopy poopster by The real poopy August 8, 2019

poopsterbate 

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005