pooporities

a poop that is regarded as more important than any other activity.

Brian: Hey you going to that Bear Ghost show tonight?
Brandon: Nah man, I have major pooporities to tend to.

by gillystatus July 26, 2015

Poopooitis

A bad infectious and contagious disease where the victim has a mix of constipation and diarrhoea,
For women, the poopoo is discreated orally, and for men the poopoo is sweated.
It can last up to 48 hours and is highly contagious.

Man, did you hear about that girls bad poopooitis?

by Ayneh October 11, 2010