poopornot 

It kind of explains itself.

I can’t decide if I have to poopornot

poopornot by Poopiedont October 4, 2021

pooptriot 

A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.

Pooptriot Lives Matter.

Remember the Pooptriot Riot on January 6, 2021?

pooptriot by MousseAuChocolat January 16, 2021

pooporities 

a poop that is regarded as more important than any other activity.

Brian: Hey you going to that Bear Ghost show tonight?
Brandon: Nah man, I have major pooporities to tend to.

pooporities by gillystatus July 26, 2015

Poopopotamus

When you follow someone around in Halo 3 who just got a triple kill and you teabag each of the bodies.

Man Taven that Poopopotamus you just got was insane

Poopopotamus by Taven S January 23, 2009

poopsnotch 

any device or apparatus used for the express purpose of giving somebody a hitler

i shoved the cactus into kelly's butthole, removed it, and smeared the poo on her upper lip. magically, the cactus became a poopsnotch.

poopsnotch by babysnakes May 9, 2007

Poopoonoodlesex 

poopoonoodlesex
Commonly seen in 7 year old children, poopoonoodlesex is a secret sexual art of the young child, involving spaghetti noodles, and their own excriment.

Tiny Tim -" I wike poopoonoodlesex."

Poopoonoodlesex by Snokone January 11, 2008

pooporn 

***Warning - This is discguising***

Slang for Pornography where the participants use human "poo". Usually ingested fresh from the rectum.

Slang by melissa =p

"Please poo in my mouth, i find it such a turn on, oooh oooh - what the fuck have you been eating??"
"oh lumpy theres a bit of sweetcorn"

pooporn by djchrissy August 20, 2004