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pimptality 

It's just my pimptality to not trip over that hoe.
pimptality by 700lux April 23, 2015

Paranormal Pooptivity 

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.
1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."
Paranormal Pooptivity by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

Poopalitis 

There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.
I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.
Poopalitis by Dragon13 July 17, 2006

Poopalality 

a combination of the girl’s current poopsability with her poopalarity. This value can never be 1 or 10, but is judged on a 1-10 scale.
John: She's not that hot.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.
Poopalality by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poopalitis 

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.
Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
Poopalitis by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017
Propality (n.) – The idea that there’s no one correct way to do something; it can be done in multiple ways.
Ex: “Bro, there’s no propality in making chicken, just cook how you feel.
Propality by KYLESTAYREADING February 26, 2026