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Poopalitis 

There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.
I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.
Poopalitis by Dragon13 July 17, 2006
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Poopalitis 

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.
Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
Poopalitis by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017

Poopitis 

What I was doing to that poor toilet was horrific. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with Poopitis
Poopitis by Poopmonster6969 March 8, 2009

poopalotasaurus 

a person who frequently poops massive amounts of excrement
Lindsay was in the bathroom for an hour. She is a poopalotasaurus.

poopalicious 

Sarcastic and purposefully immature word for "delicious".
Adam: How's your dinner?
Steve: Poopalicious!
poopalicious by ryan y February 23, 2005

poopyitis 

Great I have Poopyitis

I have to go use the bathroom, I have Poopyitis
poopyitis by Conor Balsamo September 4, 2008

Poopalicious 

Describing something tht is very unpleasent. A bad taste or in bad taste. A very annoying or obnoxious behavior or trait. Describing something that is or has an undesirable effect or mood.
Joe: How was work?
Tom: Poopalicious.
Tanya: How was my stew John?
John: It was very poopalicious.
Poopalicious by sueme17 March 29, 2011