1 definition by Lol1lol2lol3
Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.
Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
by Lol1lol2lol3 February 6, 2017