An act of vandalism which requires two cooperating parties: the defecator and the ejaculator. The first party (defecator) must drop a deuce onto the victim or one of the victim's belongings. Immediately after the deuce has been dropped, the ejaculator must
skeet on top of the load. With good form, the poopskeet
will represent the duality of all things in nature; light and dark, good and evil, poop and
skeet.