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poopskeet 

An act of vandalism which requires two cooperating parties: the defecator and the ejaculator. The first party (defecator) must drop a deuce onto the victim or one of the victim's belongings. Immediately after the deuce has been dropped, the ejaculator must skeet on top of the load. With good form, the poopskeet will represent the duality of all things in nature; light and dark, good and evil, poop and skeet.
John and I poopskeeted all over that asshole's car yesterday. Taught him a lesson.
poopskeet by steph4n June 23, 2008
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Poopskeet 

An act involving two playersin which the defecator, releases with great fury a freshly brewed batch of butt brownies upon a surface(usually the hood of a car). It is at this point in which the ejaculator explosively unloads his cock cannon subsequently causing a downpour of man juice onto the adjacent excrement. If the act has been preformed correctly a poopskeet will have been formed.
"Dude what the fuck is wrong with you, poopskeeting, really. Thats fucking gross."

"Sally's face totally got poopskeeted on last night.
Poopskeet by Grantasia June 23, 2008
Poopskate is another word for "meanie" or "idiot"
Katie is a huge poopskate because she is mean :(
poopskate by Riley :) June 30, 2020

Poopskittle 

A person who's being an idiot, or does something you don't agree with.
Mr. Frikken is a poopskittle. He gave me a D on my History report.
Poopskittle by Chaogasm May 9, 2010

poopskedaddle

The act of public defecation, followed by a stealthy exit.
After Chris was laid off, he poopskedaddled all over the boss's desk!
poopskedaddle by DanJaRuss January 14, 2010

poopyeet 

A person that yeets poop for a living
Joe: What’s your job
Bob: Im a professional poopyeet
poopyeet by Yeetpoop man November 29, 2019

poopsweat 

A stagnant odor best described as being half poop and half sweat. Most commonly found in the carpet and furniture left by previous renters in apartments. Scientifically proven to be 6 billion times stronger than Febreze so don't even try.
Dude, that couch smells like freaking poopsweat so don't put your face near it.
poopsweat by lemonscented May 18, 2008
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