man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"
An amalgam of the word "Poop" and "Fantastic." Something that is so fantastically "poopy" that it is noteworthy. This particular quality invokes feeling not of dismay, but awe. When something is pooptastic, it is unalterable - you must simply walk away.
A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.