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poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.
man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

Poopnant 

The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.
Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.
Poopnant by Billybobpete August 15, 2009

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.
1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

Sweet Sassy Poonassy 

Refers to the area of skin between a female's Vagina and Anus. Maryland Slang.
"What is he mad at me for? I just kissed her on the cheek. It's not like I got at her Sweet Sassy Poonassy!"

"I got a little curious, but then I got scared, so I just settled for a taste of that Sweet Sassy Poonassy.
Sweet Sassy Poonassy by SavLE February 23, 2011

pooptastic

An amalgam of the word "Poop" and "Fantastic." Something that is so fantastically "poopy" that it is noteworthy. This particular quality invokes feeling not of dismay, but awe. When something is pooptastic, it is unalterable - you must simply walk away.
This software application is utterly pooptastic, I can do nothing with it.
pooptastic by buceypooh January 30, 2007

Poopastink 

A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.
WAFT IT! WAFT IT! Burgh, GOD! You are such a Poopastink!!!
Poopastink by bonera October 17, 2011