Poopnant 

The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.

Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.

Poopnant by Billybobpete August 15, 2009

Poopgnant 

This is like a pregnancy, only with a poop. It's where you feel bloated and you know a huge stinky turd is brewin' in your large intestine.

Honey, I think I'm Poopgnant
I took the poopgnancy test and... I'm Poopgnant
I ate enough to become Poopgnant

Poopgnant by Billybobpete August 16, 2009

poopnaner 

if you were at cross camp 2021, you know lol poopnaner… my friends took some bananas and brownies back to their dorm in their bag. There isn’t much to explain but when i came to the dorm there was brownie and toilet paper all over the banana. Then, you know that hysterical laugh where you and your friends are laughing at something so stupid that you can’t breath and tears just start coming out and then somehow your screaming but then you can’t breath again and you’re laughing like your abt to die. that’s how we were laughing. to be fair we were all sleep deprived but yeah.

“poopnaner”

poopnaner by hskajcidbbfskh December 3, 2021

poopants

pants with poop inside, pants with shit inside;

poopants! - just an exclamation like "shit"

poopants by Mantal January 13, 2007

Poopnani 

Similar to the term poonani, this phrase refers to the woman's anus versus her vagina.

She's got a nice poopnani.

Poopnani by xxdylantxx November 25, 2020

pooppants drunk 

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

pooppants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

Poopant 

Pants with permanent poop stains

My poopant is filthy

Poopant by SUMFURRYTHING December 23, 2019