Poopet

One who Points Out Other People's Erroneous Thinking. Pejorative descriptor of a narrow minded criticism often in a group setting. Often flushed away in small quantities, locally offensive in greater, and a public health disaster when overflowing into other people's business.

Rob: "After work tonight I'm going to have a Guinness. It's my favorite beer this time of year." Ned: "Technically, Guinness is a stout. It's not a beer."

Ted: "If you weren't a complete poopet I'd have bought you one."

by Chelydra45 December 21, 2010

sock poopet

When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.

Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.

by Bulletnhiney April 15, 2021

Party Poopet

Someone who controls a party and what everyone does like a puppet, while also ruining the party in its entirety. This also makes them a party pooper and when put together makes them a party poopet.

Come on Shalisa don’t be such a party poopet! That makes you a bitch!

by yxXJakeXxy June 13, 2019

i am da poopet

I AM DA POOPET is a total Luke he is the enemy of his father and will do anything to take his drugs

“Hey I AM DA POOPET“
*Steals your drugs*
“Why did you do that QwQ”

by Sir Pentious September 20, 2020

poopelicious

1)The clean feeling you have after you poop.
2) A synonym for awesome

1)Boy do I feel poopelicious after that poo.
2)Boy the word poopelicious is such a poopelicious word.

by Brother's quotes May 21, 2016

phantom pooper

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

SHY POOPER

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013