Poopet 

One who Points Out Other People's Erroneous Thinking. Pejorative descriptor of a narrow minded criticism often in a group setting. Often flushed away in small quantities, locally offensive in greater, and a public health disaster when overflowing into other people's business.

Rob: "After work tonight I'm going to have a Guinness. It's my favorite beer this time of year." Ned: "Technically, Guinness is a stout. It's not a beer."

Ted: "If you weren't a complete poopet I'd have bought you one."

Poopet by Chelydra45 December 21, 2010

Poopet

Slang word for a person who shits cutely.

Wow! The bathroom smells like flowers after you left! You're such a poopet!

Poopet by Fujiya November 5, 2026

sock poopet 

When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.

Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.

sock poopet by Bulletnhiney April 15, 2021

Party Poopet 

Someone who controls a party and what everyone does like a puppet, while also ruining the party in its entirety. This also makes them a party pooper and when put together makes them a party poopet.

Come on Shalisa don’t be such a party poopet! That makes you a bitch!

Party Poopet by yxXJakeXxy June 13, 2019

i am da poopet

I AM DA POOPET is a total Luke he is the enemy of his father and will do anything to take his drugs

“Hey I AM DA POOPET“
*Steals your drugs*
“Why did you do that QwQ”

i am da poopet by Sir Pentious September 20, 2020

poopelicious

1)The clean feeling you have after you poop.
2) A synonym for awesome

1)Boy do I feel poopelicious after that poo.
2)Boy the word poopelicious is such a poopelicious word.

poopelicious by Brother's quotes May 21, 2016

phantom pooper 

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

phantom pooper by Global Feetus April 10, 2007