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poopadom 

The poopadom smells weird.
Are you sure the poopadom is good?
poopadom by spatatska December 30, 2020
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George Poopadoopolous 

The lowlife reality show swamp creature spawned by the ultra king of lowlife, the 45th President of the United States.
Meet George Poopadoopolous, another example of how everyone Trump touches turns to shit.

Bedroom Poppadom 

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack
The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

poppadom 

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.
A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.

poopadox 

the paradox of women wanting to get help with a problem that they're ashamed of: pooping. It is a woman's job to be ashamed of number two, unfortunately, so this term was coined by Sarah Haskins in her gender stereotyping comedy series "Target Women".
Sally: I have diarrhea but I'm too embarrassed to tell my doctor about it. It's a poopadox
poopadox by rania1981 November 18, 2009

Would you like a poppadom? 

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.
Would you like a poppadom? He said.
The freedom of when you're waiting inside of a bathroom after you've pooped to find that nobody was actually sitting outside to hear your plops.
I let it all go in the bathroom and when I walked out, man I felt poopdom!
Poopdom by whitegurlwflava May 24, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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