Poppadom

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.

You HAVE JUST HAD A RIGHT poppadom moment!!!

by Simon April 2, 2005

poppadom

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.

A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.

by the father of pindia July 25, 2006

Bedroom Poppadom

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011

Would you like a poppadom?

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.

Would you like a poppadom? He said.

by Famsham February 15, 2018

Poppadom Hands

A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals

We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands

by smjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 5, 2019

Poppadom Wrists

A goal keeper with incredibly weak wrists, unable to shot stop. You wouldn’t trust him to catch your groceries

Come on André Onana, it’s 10-10 on penalties. Please just save one. Grimsby win 12-11 on Penalties. Typical of ol’ poppadom wrists, get him off the wage bill.

by TheFlynnEffect August 27, 2025