Poppadom

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.
You HAVE JUST HAD A RIGHT poppadom moment!!!
by Simon April 03, 2005
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poppadom

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.
A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.
by the father of pindia July 25, 2006
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Bedroom Poppadom

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack
The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms
by spanky goes to hollywood May 19, 2011
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Would you like a poppadom?

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.
Would you like a poppadom? He said.
by Famsham February 15, 2018
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Poppadom Hands

A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals
We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands
by smjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 05, 2019
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