poppadom 

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.

A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.

poppadom by the father of pindia July 25, 2006

Poppadom 

To be an immigrant of African origin and to worship fellow humans that wear cowboy boots and show off to their friends.

You HAVE JUST HAD A RIGHT poppadom moment!!!

Poppadom by Simon April 2, 2005

Poppadom Hands 

A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals

We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands

Poppadom Hands by smjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 5, 2019

Poppadom Wrists 

A goal keeper with incredibly weak wrists, unable to shot stop. You wouldn’t trust him to catch your groceries

Come on André Onana, it’s 10-10 on penalties. Please just save one. Grimsby win 12-11 on Penalties. Typical of ol’ poppadom wrists, get him off the wage bill.

Poppadom Wrists by TheFlynnEffect August 27, 2025

Bedroom Poppadom 

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

Bedroom Poppadom by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011

Would you like a poppadom? 

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.

Would you like a poppadom? He said.

Would you like a poppadom? by Famsham February 15, 2018

Stuart Poppadom

Stuart Poppadom is a widespread Minion name for the best Minions in the Haus of Poppadom

Stuart Poppadom? no im a Stuart Poppasub

Stuart Poppadom by Stuart Poppadom October 15, 2025