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poop-tag 

A new game of ever increasing popularity that is the direct result of the advent of camera phones. It involves taking a photo of your latest fecal creation and sending it to a friend (or enemy). The picture sent must be of your most recent bowel movement. There are no poop-tag-backs unless the reciever can produce a significantly more impressive sculpture of excrement. Extra style points are given if the reciever of the picture message is on a date, in a meeting, at church, etc.
Poop-tag!...You're it!
poop-tag by Johnnybunch May 14, 2009
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poop tag 

the greatest game ever
a person proceeds to call another person while the are in the process of producing a terrible pile of excrement
yo dawg you been poop tagged shizzle to yo mama
poop tag by Swillard March 11, 2003
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poop tag 

When you are on the verge of pooping, tag the person closet to you to give it away.
John: (i have to poop so bad) Hey, Jenny... POOP TAG!
Jenny: God damnit John... Now i Need to poop!
poop tag by ayodee December 6, 2010

poop tagger 

A tagger who forgot his marker or spray can in a public restroom, who uses a peice of poop to display what crew they are from
(inside a kmart restroom)
Rob-"whats that say?"
Mike-"stinky...PT"
Rob-"oh yeah, hes from poop taggers"
poop tagger by rob $ April 13, 2005

pooptagious 

(adj.) When you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to poopy or after they run to the bathroom
Now that you mention it, I have to dump like a motherfucker too...boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be pooptagious
pooptagious by Sammy Nutt June 27, 2010

Pooptage 

N; a montage of uber skill and hardcoreness, a period of pooping on the opposition. For use mainly in first person shooters
HOLY FUCK did you see the Pooptage Enable exacted on all of team Impact @ Dallas?!?!?!
Pooptage by tarbabiusz May 6, 2011
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