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poontata 

The lady parts; the va-jay-jay; the coochie snoocher: a girl's girl.
"When I went to Encinada,

I ate a big frittata;

and after the tostada,

I had one too many of the colada;

so I was feelin' kinda hotta,

and smoked some big ol' potta,

followed by some lovin' male enchilada;

so at the end of Encinada, I had an STD'd poontata." -CMD
poontata by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009
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Poonyatang 

An extremely tight vagina.
I tried to fuck Sarah last light but I couldn't get my cock in her poonyatang.
Poonyatang by My pseudonym_56754 September 5, 2009
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Poonyatang 

A vagina that is very tight and does the job of providing good sex for the man who fucks it.
Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.
Poonyatang by CCRfromAFFY May 21, 2010

Poonyatang 

A young womens vagina that is still tight.
most 12 year old girls have a poonyatang.

Poontato 

An old potato that smells like a vagina
Damn that poontato nastay.
Poontato by Smarkles December 14, 2012
To 'pootata' is to carry out the act of squatting over someones chest and shitting on ones tits.
Mike: I heard Jack and Daisy got up to some dirty shit last night at the party...
Jay: Oooh, drop the info
Mike: He committed... Pootata
Jay: Jesus.
Pootata by mhuk January 16, 2017
poontang that you score in the state of Montana
Friend 1 : When I went to Montana, I scored some major poontang.
Friend 2 : Do you mean poontana?
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