poontata

The lady parts; the va-jay-jay; the coochie snoocher: a girl's girl.

"When I went to Encinada,

I ate a big frittata;

and after the tostada,

I had one too many of the colada;

so I was feelin' kinda hotta,

and smoked some big ol' potta,

followed by some lovin' male enchilada;

so at the end of Encinada, I had an STD'd poontata." -CMD

by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009

Poonyatang

An extremely tight vagina.

I tried to fuck Sarah last light but I couldn't get my cock in her poonyatang.

by My pseudonym_56754 September 5, 2009

Poonyatang

A vagina that is very tight and does the job of providing good sex for the man who fucks it.

Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.

by CCRfromAFFY May 21, 2010

Poonyatang

A young womens vagina that is still tight.

most 12 year old girls have a poonyatang.

by Josie from the North May 19, 2008

Poontato

An old potato that smells like a vagina

Damn that poontato nastay.

by Smarkles December 14, 2012

Pootata

To 'pootata' is to carry out the act of squatting over someones chest and shitting on ones tits.

Mike: I heard Jack and Daisy got up to some dirty shit last night at the party...
Jay: Oooh, drop the info
Mike: He committed... Pootata
Jay: Jesus.

by mhuk January 16, 2017

poontana

poontang that you score in the state of Montana

Friend 1 : When I went to Montana, I scored some major poontang.
Friend 2 : Do you mean poontana?

by Jake Goldsborough and Dilton Austin July 11, 2006