poontank

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.

Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021

poontank

A slut that is very fat!!!

That poontank looks like you sister!

by BEAVER EATER April 1, 2007

poontanker

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)

"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."

by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003

poontank

Poontank: Variation of poontang relating to size of lady.

A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.

That poontank had you in her sights, how did you get away!?!

by Thumb April 12, 2007

poontank

A whore, that is a slut

get away form me poontank!

by your mom January 8, 2005

FILLING THE POONTANK

Having sex to orgasm with a woman vaginally

WHEN KENNYI WAS FILLING THE POONTANK SO HE WAITED ON THE PORCH.

by neverlad February 11, 2015

Poontank

The female sexual apparatus

I saw Suzy and filled up yher poontank

by neverlad March 27, 2015