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poontank 

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.
Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
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poontank 

A slut that is very fat!!!
That poontank looks like you sister!
poontank by BEAVER EATER April 1, 2007

poontank 

Poontank: Variation of poontang relating to size of lady.

A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.
That poontank had you in her sights, how did you get away!?!
poontank by Thumb April 12, 2007

poontank 

A whore, that is a slut
get away form me poontank!
poontank by your mom January 8, 2005

Poontank 

The female sexual apparatus
I saw Suzy and filled up yher poontank
Poontank by neverlad March 27, 2015

FILLING THE POONTANK 

Having sex to orgasm with a woman vaginally
WHEN KENNYI WAS FILLING THE POONTANK SO HE WAITED ON THE PORCH.
FILLING THE POONTANK by neverlad February 11, 2015

Poostank 

When you're smashing someone from behind and they then proceed to shit all over your dick with a putrid amount of diarrhea shit which fills the air around you as you inhale the glorious fumes of your girl, you feel at peace and one with nature.
I was smashing my girl from behind going in it raw and she gave me the poostank!
Poostank by Mr Bobba June 4, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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