poowank

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."

by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007

poowank

paul shears does this. its when you shit and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm

"hello" says paul shears, "i just poowanked at fletcher's house"

by paul shears January 20, 2005

Poowan

An insult used to describe a person who is both asian and gay. They may also watch anime.

It is a british slang insult

Hey man, did you see that poowan at school today?

Yeah, what a little gay

by Bacon Randy April 10, 2019

Poowan

Used to describe a person whom of which is homosexual, Asian and has a love for anime. The word is often used by the means of insulting another person and is usually used in the UK however the phrase is not used as much as it was in the late 2000s.

I'm actually sick of that Poowan trying to act all tough around my brother, the little rat thinks he's cool.

by Madu Wang February 23, 2019

Poowan

Insult used against nepalese retards.
A poowan is someone with disgusting personal hygiene, and is a fucking autistic piece of shit.

“You smegma lipped little poowan. Die.”

by John From Birmingham October 19, 2019

Prowankinating

Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.

Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?

Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.

by Pete616 June 18, 2011

poowanna

Poowanna is when there is a bald doll head and it has eyelashes so long to reach the sky.

You are being too much of a poowanna.

Praise poowanna!! Verb: Peewanna

by Smoke em tit October 5, 2017