poonuk

BUM HOLE

MEG IS A TOTALL POONUK

by AHORSEWALKSINTOABRA March 25, 2017

Poonuk

When you get shit on your knuckles from fisting a rather large black dude

David: I can’t believe you gave me a poonuk last night.
Raquis: That’s my bad g.

by Mr Phap November 6, 2023

Poonuk

When you get poo on your knuckles from a black man

David: I can’t believe you gave me poonuks last night.
Raquis: That’s my bad g.

by Mr Phap November 6, 2023

Poonkin

noun/pronoun/adjective/determiner/verb/adverb/preposition/conjunction/interjection

(Poon-kin)

A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.

Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.

by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016

Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone

David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Noonka Poonka

Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?

*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*

by Because I am right August 10, 2010