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Noonka Poonka

Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?

*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*

by Because I am right August 10, 2010