poouke

when someone tells you something so vile you poop and puke simultaneously in a fit of rage

"Hey Brian the apple event is starting!"

Brian: "Oh god I just poouked."

by Grumpy Dinosaur September 10, 2013

Poouking

When it's so bad it's coming out both ends.

I did so many shots and ate bad food, I was Poouking the whole next day!

by SweenySweens June 12, 2016

Poouke

When you poop and puke at the same time.

I need the toliet and the garbage, because i need to poouke.

by Jennayjenn August 23, 2016