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Sticking Mentos in a vagina then fucking it with a 20 ounce Diet Coke and pouring the soda in at climax.
I gave that a pregnant bitch a Poontos while ass fucking her and sent the fetus flying across the room.
Poontos by gn3xu5 December 9, 2008
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Poonboss 

A person who is unusually talented at performing cunnilingus.
Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.
Poonboss by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.

Poontopolis 

This describes a town known for the availability of sex.
New Orleans is a great Poontopolis this time of year!
Poontopolis by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016
A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.
Hey, did u see that jerk Norm from New Brunswick? What a Poonoser.
poonoser by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012