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Poonboss by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017
poontocracy
poon·toc·ra·cy
noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
noun: poontocracy
a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.
a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch
the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.
Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.
Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.
Example two
Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.
Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018
poontocracy
poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon
society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.
Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.
Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
poontocracy by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018
Poontopolis
Poontopolis by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016
poonoser
A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.
poonoser by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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