The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon
by the poon tits December 14, 2010
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Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.
Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.
by Carl Josh May 20, 2010
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A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.
by big mama jdog May 2, 2006
Get the pootastrophy mug.when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.
by sgtvdub January 20, 2009
Get the pooptastrophe mug.Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
by MomaMis May 1, 2009
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noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"
Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012
Get the pootastrophe mug.noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.
Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...
Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.
Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.
Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.
Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.
by packersaregoinfortwo June 1, 2011
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