poontastrophy
The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon
poontastrophy by the poon tits December 14, 2010
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koontastrophy
Adjective.
Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.
Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.
koontastrophy by Carl Josh May 20, 2010
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pootastrophy
A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.
pootastrophy by big mama jdog May 2, 2006
pooptastrophe
when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.
pooptastrophe by sgtvdub January 20, 2009
pooptastrophe
Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
pooptastrophe by MomaMis May 1, 2009
pootastrophe
poo·tas·tro·phe poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.
You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"
Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"
pootastrophe by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012
Photastrophy
noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.
Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...
Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.
Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.
Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.
Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.
Photastrophy by packersaregoinfortwo June 1, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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