poontastrophy

The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon

i had a major poontastrophy last night with an old lady and her cat

poontastrophy by the poon tits December 14, 2010

koontastrophy 

Adjective.

Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.

Look at those boys in tight jeans; such a "koontastrophy".

koontastrophy by Carl Josh May 20, 2010

pootastrophy 

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

pootastrophy by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

pooptastrophe 

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

pooptastrophe by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

pooptastrophe 

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!

Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!

pooptastrophe by MomaMis May 1, 2009

pootastrophe 

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

pootastrophe by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

Photastrophy

noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.

Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...

Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.

Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.

Photastrophy by packersaregoinfortwo June 1, 2011