poonstick

a heterosexual man's penis.

it should be noted that this word is a gift from god.

you best be careful with all that skank-fuckin yr doin, that poonstick of yours is gonna fall off.

by mr poontastic yo February 22, 2009

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Poopsick

Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.

"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."

by andrewbw October 16, 2008

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Poohsticks

a game in which two or more participants each drop a stick simultaneously into a running body of water on the upsteam side of a bridge; the winner is the person who's stick first appears on the other side (or alternately, crosses the pre-established finish line first). The game was first documented in 'The House at Pooh Corner' by A. A. Milne.

For Spencer's birthday, we're going to find a bridge and play Poohsticks!

by HappyBdaySpencer June 6, 2010

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poostack

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.

The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.

by wordman55 August 26, 2012

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