Poohsticks

a game in which two or more participants each drop a stick simultaneously into a running body of water on the upsteam side of a bridge; the winner is the person who's stick first appears on the other side (or alternately, crosses the pre-established finish line first). The game was first documented in 'The House at Pooh Corner' by A. A. Milne.

For Spencer's birthday, we're going to find a bridge and play Poohsticks!

by HappyBdaySpencer June 6, 2010

Poostick

A dirty penis following anal sex.

That is really great bunghole you have there Sally... Now I have to go clean my poostick.

by G-Money-G February 10, 2010

Poopstick

A poorly rolled blunt.

Jamie rolled the biggest poopstick ever. We couldn't even smoke it.

by Trittey Cricket September 22, 2013

poopstick

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

by jjakaka March 18, 2014

Poopstick

A woman shits on your dick during anal

My friend got a poopstick last night and he now needs to take a airplane bath

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

poopsticks

A reference used when something goes wrong.

"Oh poopsticks, I spilled the milk."

by crim77 April 19, 2008