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poonkel by anonymous January 9, 2022
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Pooncel is a combination of the words "Pooner" (slang for a non-passing transgender man.) And "Incel" (stands for involuntary celibate.)

A pooncel is a female-to-male transgender person or a transmasculine person who is unable to get laid. This can be caused by many different things that transmasculine people struggle with (short height, mental illness, female socialization, lack of confidence, etc) which can also be struggled with by regular cisgender incels
Girl 1: "Have you seen Ayden? He's like 5'4!"
Girl 2: "What a pooncel, no woman will ever want him"
Pooncel by Hijac August 31, 2022
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Pooner: “I’m not like the other pooners I hate women and use 4chan”

Cis person: “So you are a pooncel?..”
Pooncel by HaydenCat May 7, 2022
A very unique boy. Tends to always help others whether he is happy with himself. He catches the eye and heart of a girl.
Pookela helped the old lady as she crossed the road
pookela by Garth yout February 23, 2017

Pooncelphobia 

When someone is hateful towards a "pooncel" because they are ignorant or just afraid, disgusted, or turned on. OR maybe both. And ashamed of that. It's just blatant bigotry and it's not okay.
"I'm tired of hearing about rants of pooncelphobia online. Dafuq?"
Pooncelphobia by zigx February 23, 2023
Word that is defined by the context that is used, much like Fuck or Smurf. Generally used in a derogatory way eg Ponkel-head.
Briedy is a Ponkelhead!
ponkel by Steve K January 13, 2005

poontella 

1. Poontang covered in Gnutella (the chocolate spread from Europe)
I could eat me some poontella ALL DAY LONG, that shit is poonlicious.
poontella by craka-jak March 12, 2005
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