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ego stroke

verb: when someone purposely fishes for compliments from other people to reassure themselves that they are in fact good looking and/or good at a certain subject.

see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin
Dylan: hey ladies, I'm looking mighty fine today don't cha think? Man I'm good and looking good!

Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?

Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.
by ae123456 November 10, 2009
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Hacky Sac

n: 1)a small sac like ball which is filled with tiny pieces of rock, sand, or plastic.

2) a circle game of usually 4 or more people in which you use a hacky sac to play.

Approximately a bit larger than a golf ball, it is played by using your feet (sometimes hands but only in attempt to keep it in the circle). You can also use your body (such as your head) if the hacky sac is high in the air after a pass.

see also: hack, Biff Master Flex
Julie: Hey guys wanna play some hacky sac at lunch?

Kyle: Yeah sure, I'll bring Howard and a couple other guys.

Julie: Nice! I bet you any money Howard's gunna do some crazy stunts and biff like a mother fucker...as always.

Kyle: Yeah most likely, Oh, don't forget to bring a hacky sac too.

Julie: But of course!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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Poonin

adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.

past tense/noun: pooner
Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!

Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.

Example 2:

Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!

Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...

Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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if you seek amy

v: F-U-C-K ME
obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me

Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.
"all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy"

quick kiddies cover your ears!
by ae123456 January 27, 2009
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Pooner

n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin
* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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ultimate douchebaggery

adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.

see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!

Ashley: WTF!

Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
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Biff Master Flex

n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.

see also: biff,biffs,biffed
Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?

Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.

Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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