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LCBO

n: Liquor Control Board of Ontario

This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.

See also: The Beer Store

pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
Naturally... the LCBO closes at 10pm on weekends and even earlier on weekdays.
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
by ae123456 January 20, 2009
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pound a camper

see also: constipated, constipation

v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.
by ae123456 January 14, 2009
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January 1st

noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).

Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
I hereby declare January 1st the official day of recovery, happy new years!
by ae123456 January 1, 2010
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hockey

noun:

Canada's game (need I say more...)
Team Canada wins the gold against Team USA with 12 minutes & 20 seconds left in overtime (thanks to the MIRACLE goal scored by Crosby) on Februrary 28th at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. Thus Canada has earned 14 gold medals in total (breaking a former record held by the former Soviet Union for 13 gold medals at the 1976 Innsbruck Olympics).

hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!
by ae123456 February 28, 2010
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Hacky Sac

n: 1)a small sac like ball which is filled with tiny pieces of rock, sand, or plastic.

2) a circle game of usually 4 or more people in which you use a hacky sac to play.

Approximately a bit larger than a golf ball, it is played by using your feet (sometimes hands but only in attempt to keep it in the circle). You can also use your body (such as your head) if the hacky sac is high in the air after a pass.

see also: hack, Biff Master Flex
Julie: Hey guys wanna play some hacky sac at lunch?

Kyle: Yeah sure, I'll bring Howard and a couple other guys.

Julie: Nice! I bet you any money Howard's gunna do some crazy stunts and biff like a mother fucker...as always.

Kyle: Yeah most likely, Oh, don't forget to bring a hacky sac too.

Julie: But of course!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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bromosexuality

noun - love shared between two (or more) bros, but is not considered homosexual.

origin: Brody Jenner's reality tv show Bromance(Quote Taken from MTV's The After Show)
bromosexuality

I'm a bro
you're a bro
we're dudes, lets hug!
lets canoodle
lets pat each other on the back
its not gay it's totally cool
by ae123456 January 14, 2009
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booty assessment

verb:

The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.

Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)

Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!

Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?

Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)

Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
by ae123456 August 10, 2009
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