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Poonfari 

A physical journey/safari in which one seeks out potential female sexual partners. During a poonfari, the participant must wear the official poonfari uniform which consists of cargo shorts hiked up unnecessarily high with a belt tightly cinched around the waistline, a straw hat, knee-high socks, and transition lens glasses. It is also encouraged that the participant drives an electric scooter.
Alex: hey bro im horny lets go on a poonfari

Aaron: yeah man I'm totally down for a poonfari! Lemme grab my straw hat

poopfartshartsex 

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poopfartshartsex by pigisfood April 21, 2021
N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.
I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.
poofart by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004

Poopfart 

Flatulence followed by unintentional excretion of fecal matter. See shart. Can also make a good nickname to call someone.
Nigel has poopfarted so many times that he decided it would be easier just to wear diapers.
Poopfart by Some chick named Fred December 13, 2005

poofarty 

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity
Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…
poofarty by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010

poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.
"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."