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poofart

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.
I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.
by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004
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poofart

poofart is when you poo your pants when you fart
O no did you just poofart
by poofart man the real March 24, 2023
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poofart

a bsf that you have a sense of humor with and that is like a sister
person 1: poofart wanna go to mcdonald’s

person 2: yes
by ariana_meow23 August 8, 2025
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pee pee poo poo fart fart

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.
you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh
by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021
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poo poo fart

When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.
EX:

Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.
by bob Sanders July 24, 2014
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Profartssor

A professor who speaks nonsense during lecture. word is of Chinese origin.
yo, I was in class today and the guy literally said some shit i've never heard of. What a profartssor.
by GPenn December 16, 2010
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poo fart

A fart that does not sound normal because it is blocked by poo. As a result this fart will also smell much worse because it has to travel past the poo to escape, picking up the stench on the way out.
eeewww!!! Gross go to the bathroom you know that was a poo fart.
by ms. pookie November 13, 2007
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