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N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.
I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.
poofart by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004
Words you can keep
poofart is when you poo your pants when you fart
O no did you just poofart
poofart by poofart man the real March 24, 2023
a bsf that you have a sense of humor with and that is like a sister
person 1: poofart wanna go to mcdonald’s

person 2: yes
poofart by ariana_meow23 August 8, 2025

pee pee poo poo fart fart 

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.
you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh

poo poo fart 

When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.
EX:

Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.
poo poo fart by bob Sanders July 24, 2014

Profartssor 

A professor who speaks nonsense during lecture. word is of Chinese origin.
yo, I was in class today and the guy literally said some shit i've never heard of. What a profartssor.
Profartssor by GPenn December 16, 2010

poo fart 

A fart that does not sound normal because it is blocked by poo. As a result this fart will also smell much worse because it has to travel past the poo to escape, picking up the stench on the way out.
eeewww!!! Gross go to the bathroom you know that was a poo fart.
poo fart by ms. pookie November 13, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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