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poofart is when you poo your pants when you fart
O no did you just poofart
poofart by poofart man the real March 24, 2023
a bsf that you have a sense of humor with and that is like a sister
person 1: poofart wanna go to mcdonald’s

person 2: yes
poofart by ariana_meow23 August 8, 2025

pee pee poo poo fart fart 

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.
you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh

poo poo fart 

When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.
EX:

Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.
poo poo fart by bob Sanders July 24, 2014

Profartssor 

A professor who speaks nonsense during lecture. word is of Chinese origin.
yo, I was in class today and the guy literally said some shit i've never heard of. What a profartssor.
Profartssor by GPenn December 16, 2010

poo fart 

A fart that does not sound normal because it is blocked by poo. As a result this fart will also smell much worse because it has to travel past the poo to escape, picking up the stench on the way out.
eeewww!!! Gross go to the bathroom you know that was a poo fart.
poo fart by ms. pookie November 13, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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