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poofarted is the past version of poofart it is when you poo when you fart
yesterday i poofarted on my bed
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Dumder than a potato
Colin LeMaire is potarted!
Potarted by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

Poofaced 

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.
''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''
Poofaced by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007
N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.
I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.
poofart by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004

pootarded 

Somebody with shit for brains.
President Bush is pootarded.
pootarded by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

poofarty 

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity
Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…
poofarty by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010

poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.
"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."
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