Poontart

The act of eating a pastry, or any dessert off a female's snatch.

Dave: Dude, my girlfriend's Poontart tasted so good last night.

Tom: Yeah, I bet.

by ScarletDestiney July 3, 2011

poontata

The lady parts; the va-jay-jay; the coochie snoocher: a girl's girl.

"When I went to Encinada,

I ate a big frittata;

and after the tostada,

I had one too many of the colada;

so I was feelin' kinda hotta,

and smoked some big ol' potta,

followed by some lovin' male enchilada;

so at the end of Encinada, I had an STD'd poontata." -CMD

by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009

Pooptart

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020

poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.

He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.

by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008

Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

by Go-Getter April 28, 2006

poontastic

A woman who is so hot all you can think of is having sex with her.

Man, that Heather Locklear is poontastic!

by Tuchdown November 20, 2002

Poontato

An old potato that smells like a vagina

Damn that poontato nastay.

by Smarkles December 14, 2012